Persona 4

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 6 17 2 0 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 1]*chuckle* So it begins...[n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 2]Ladies and gentlemen![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e][f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 3]We now begin the second day of the[n]Culture Festival with the ever-popular[n]"Miss" Yasogami Pageant![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e][f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 4]Let's get right down to it and introduce[n]our first contestant![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 5]She's a runaway express train who's[n]Inaba born and bred, and can kill with[n]both her fists and her looks![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e][f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 9 51 3 5 2 5][f 4 8 51 10][f 3 1 1 0 0 6]Presenting Kanji-chan of the first-year[n]Class 3![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 6 6 50 0 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 7]'Sup![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 8]Gyaaaaaah![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 9]Ewww! That's so creepy![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 10]This is wrong on every level...[n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 11]Now, don't rip me apart for asking, but...[n]What would you say is your best feature?[n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 6 6 50 0 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 12]...My eyes?[n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 13]Whoa! A conventional answer from this[n]all-too-unconventional beauty![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e][f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 14]After such a strong start, I don't know[n]how much of a chance the others have,[n]but here's our second contestant![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e][f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 8 51 10][f 3 1 1 0 0 15]An eloquent heiress of the noble Junes,[n]she's pure disappointment from the moment[n]she opens her mouth![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e][f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 9 51 3 5 2 5][f 4 8 51 10][f 3 1 1 0 0 16]Presenting Yosuke-chan of the second-year[n]Class 2![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 6 2 40 0 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 17]H-Hi![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 18]Holy crap![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 19]And here I thought Yosuke-senpai would be[n]able to pull it off![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 20]Dude, it's terrifying... I can just imagine[n]someone like him sitting across from me[n]on a train![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 21]Now, you look ready to win in that outfit...[n]Do you often dress like this?[n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 6 2 42 0 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 22]Hell no![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e][f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 23]Uh... *cough* Like, no way![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 6 6 51 0 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 24]What is with this? We're laughingstocks[n]up here![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 6 2 40 0 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 25]What did you think this was about...?[n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 26]I've already had about enough of this,[n]but there's still more to come! Up next,[n]our third contestant![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e][f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 8 51 10][f 3 1 1 0 0 27]She has the mildly bitter tang of the[n]city, and she's made more girls cry[n]than there are stars in the sky![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e][f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 9 51 3 5 2 5][f 4 8 51 10][f 3 1 1 0 0 28]Presenting our transfer student who's[n]been breaking hearts in the second-year[n]Class 2, [f 4 2]-chan![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 29]N-No more![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 30]Senpai!? Why are you doing this!?[n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 31]Whoa... I thought he was cooler than that...[n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 32]Sounds like your entrance is causing[n]quite a stir! Did you sign yourself up?[n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1]"Damn straight."[e] [f 0 5 65278][f 2 1]"My friends forced me..."[e] [f 0 5 65278][f 2 1]"A girl I like entered me."[e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 6 2 41 0 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 33]Wow, he was more gung-ho about this[n]than Kanji...[n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 6 2 42 0 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 34]Tell him Chie Satonaka did it![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 6 2 41 0 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 35]Hey, now's not the time to reveal stuff[n]like that![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 6 2 40 0 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 36]Damn that Kashiwagi...[n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e][f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 37]How dare she tear away our innocence[n]like this! Now I'm scarred for life, dammit![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 38]Our last contestant is a random,[n]unaffiliated entrant! She's a friend[n]of our other "beauties"![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e][f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 39]Calling herself "King of the TV World,"[n]she's a cute, sexy little number![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e][f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 9 51 3 5 2 5][f 4 8 51 10][f 3 1 1 0 0 40]Give a warm welcome to Teddie-chan![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 6 8 30 0 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 41]Gimme your hearts![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 42]Huh!? That's a boy!?[n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 43]He's so cute![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 44]I'd hit it...[n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 0]> The votes have been collected...[n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 45]And the winner of this year's[n]"Miss" Yasogami Pageant is...[n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e][f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 9 51 3 5 2 5][f 4 8 51 10][f 3 1 1 0 0 46]The random contestant who won everyone's[n]hearts, Ms. Teddie![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 47]As our champion, Ms. Teddie will receive[n]a very special prize...[n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e][f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 48]Later this afternoon, we will be hosting[n]the Miss Yasogami Pageant, with actual[n]beauties this time![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e][f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 9 51 3 5 2 5][f 4 8 51 10][f 3 1 1 0 0 49]Your reward is a position as an honorary[n]judge in that pageant![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 6 8 30 0 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 50]Woohoo![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 6 2 40 0 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 51]A-An honorary judge...? That's one lame[n]prize for what you gotta go through...[n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 6 3 2 3 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 52]Not everyone can get that excited over[n]a judge position.[n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 6 4 2 3 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 61]Seeing him so happy kind of makes me[n]happy too...[n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 6 5 2 3 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 54]Yeah, he's like over the top innocent.[n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 55]Well then, Ms. Teddie, how does it feel to[n]have won the pageant and become a judge?[n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 6 8 30 0 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 56]Hmhmhm... The long-awaited day has[n]finally come![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 6 8 30 0 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 57]I decree that one of the judging criteria[n]later this afternoon will be...[n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e][f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 9 8 2 5 3 5][f 3 1 1 0 0 58]Tadaaaaa! A swimsuit competition![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 6 3 3 3 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 59]Wh-Wh-What the hell!? Over my dead body![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 6 5 5 3 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 60]Aww, I didn't bring a swimsuit![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 6 4 3 3 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 53]That bear needs to be disappeared...[n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 6 7 7 3 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 62]Well, I doubt he has the authority[n]to declare that unilaterally...[n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]

[f 0 5 65278][f 2 1][f 4 6 17 2 0 1][f 3 1 1 0 0 63]*chuckle* This is great! I love the[n]direction this is going![n][f 1 3 65535][f 1 1][e]